Flash! Breaking News by The Onion ... Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Frankly I'm not really completely certain that this information is factually accurate, however it certainly may seem to make sense, and want to know your ideas regarding this. Here's what they reported ... 

 

WASHINGTON-Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C.

“Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man [Inspector General Patrick E.] McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden, explaining that McFarland owed him ...

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Finally Revealed! Precisely what Coca Cola Really does to your Human body

[Reprinted and Adapted from The Onion]

Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what consuming Coke does indeed towards the body:

• * Extreme sugar intake causes your body to produce a hurry of Quenchanoids and also the hormone Refreshatonin
• * Cognition is instantly affected, dramatically growing your need to ride within an open-top jeep by having an attractive and exuberant number of ethnically varied buddies
• * Heart launches audible whimper
• * Elevated bloodstream sugar levels send message towards the body that it's in the usa
• * You're legally dead for exactly 75 seconds
• * Alterations in cerebral fluid chemistry cause brain to right away form 20 rationalizations for that continuous consumption of empty calories
• * Aluminum can’s jagged edges destroy stomach lining
• * Enamel decay removes annoying teeth which were only getting into method of more awesome, refreshing Coke
• * Ugh, it’s better to not really mention what goes on towards the liver
• * Makes both hands pretty sticky if leaking
• * A serious elevation in mood has experience by Coke Boss Muhtar Kent after generating $5.5 million quarterly bonus
• * Cumulative unhealthy effects on our bodies stop consumers from being immortal and living forever because they otherwise might have done

Cool Book -- The Alchemist

 

Some of the people at the company told me about this book, and I'm having fun with it.

It's called The Alchemist by an author named Paulo Coelho. Evidently it's popular due to the fact it's sold over two million books all over the world,

Paulo Coelho's masterpiece tells a amazing narrative of an Andalusian shepherd youth named Santiago. The boy yearns to travel in search of an extravagant worldly prize, and that is his driving dream. 

But the tale of the gifts Santiago finds along the way teaches us more about the important wisdom of paying attention to our hearts, and learning to choose our help and advice from the omens scattered along life's journey, and following our dreams. 

The Unknown Resting Place of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered

The Lost Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered, hidden behind the tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun, According to an English archaeologist , who suggests that the tomb of Tutankhamun, the most famous of Egypt's pharaohs, is concealing a secret that has evaded researchers ever since it was revealed more than 90 years ago. 

Dr. Nicholas Reeves of the University of Arizona told the Times of London that he believes he has found a hidden doorway leading from the tomb of King Tut to that of Nefertiti, believed to be the boy-king's mother and one of the most powerful females of the ancient world.

Reeves told the Times that he uncovered the bricked-up "ghosts" of the doorways after reviewing digital scans of the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, across the Nile River from Luxor in southern Egypt. He is convinced that one of the doorways leads to a little-used storeroom, but the other, on the north side of the tomb, leads to "the undisturbed burial of the tomb's rightful owner."

If Reeves is correct, the room that contains Tut's tomb -- discovered by English archaeologist Howard Carter to global acclaim in 1922 -- was built to be an antechamber to that of the more illustrious and alluring Nefertiti. It would also make clear some facts about Tutankhamun's resting place that have worried researchers.

For one thing, the size of Tutankhamun's tomb is smaller than those of other Egyptian kings. Second, as Reeves states, many of the artifacts that have enraptured millions of museum visitors around the world are largely second-hand, having been recycled from earlier burials.

I considered this discovery amazing.

I found a strange and strange unidentified flying object sighting

I discovered it in the Huffington Post weird news segment -- if you proceed to the hyperlink, you'll see a video, either normal and slow speed, which shows what appears to be a unidentified flying object, apart from it appears to be only about something like 20 feet from the camera. This raises the question of what is it? I'd be curious to perceive what you think. Here is the hyperlink --

 

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